What to Text Your Fuckbuddy When You Want to Fuck Right Now

You know when that feeling takes over and you’re just really trying to fuck? We’ve all been there, and luckily for you, you have that  perfect person in mind to satisfy your desire and put things into action. When texting a fuckbuddy, there is a certain protocol that one should follow to ensure that your communication delivers the right message. You don’t want to come across as overly eager or desperate, but you also don’t want to seem like a huge asshole/user. Given the dynamic of the relationship, sex is most likely implied whenever you two link up. But, sometimes sending that initial text to get your fuckbuddy into bed with you can pose a challenge. Girls (and guys), no matter how long you guys have been doing this for, tend to not respond well to the “you up” text. You’re going to have to put in a little more effort than that, but don’t fret, you don’t need to go full Nicholas Sparks (second best Nicholas after the great Nicholas Cage) to get your dick sucked or vagina penetrated. 

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Here are four great texts that have been proven to get your fuckbuddy willing and ready to come over and fuck you right now.

For the brand new fuckbuddy pair

If you and your fuckbuddy have only fucked one time, or not at all, you’ll want to be careful about how you text your partner. For one, you don’t want to scare him/her away. On the other hand, you want to be sexy. So, what do you do? We suggest sending a text that reads something like, “You should come over.” This kind of text implies that you are horny and feeling sexy; however, it’s not overly pushy. It’s just proddy enough without being totally overbearing. We promise, this one will work. 

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For newer, but friendly fuckbuddies

This text is for when you want to be subtle in your approach, but know your partner is down to get it in. Here’s what you do… reference legit any movie that has recently come out or is available on Netflix and say, “Have you seen the bla bla bla movie?! Its so funny you would love it… lets watch!” The ‘you would love it’ implies that you know and maybe even care about your fuckbuddies taste in cinematography and could earn you some extra points in the bedroom. You are so charismatic. Embrace it! The ‘let’s watch it’ sets up a plan, and BOOM, before you know it, you’ll be having sex with your FWB!

For the established fuckbuddies

When you guys have been up to your ways for a minute now, and its become somewhat routine, your text can be as simple as, “Wanna hang?” Stop clowning around and just be direct. Nothing more, nothing less. The key to this one is timing. Try and send it before 9 P.M. Even if you have plans for the night, that may be going well into the evening, you can always set it up for a post-going-out fuck. Or maybe just cancel your lame plans and have sex. Or have sex, and then proceed with your plans. That’s up to you. 

For the real friends with benefits

If your fuckbuddy is actually a genuine friend of yours, and you are looking to fuck, you’ll want to simply come out and say it. Similar to the established fuckbuddy text, there’s not too much room for subtext. However, because you have a relationship outside of the bedroom, a slick “Wanna hang?” might not translate as well. For the true FWB, we suggest sending a text that reads, “Feeling horny and I have your favorite movie on deck. Come over?” This is a sweet way to let him/her know that you are totally ready to bang. Not only is it nice and friendly, but it doesn’t imply that you are looking for anything more serious than a FWB fuck! 

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